Speaking of Nathan’s hearing too much on the radio, I played him a song I probably shouldn’t have today. See he likes this snack called Veggie Booty (and the cheese flavor, Pirate Booty). So I was all like “Hey, professor what’s another name for pirate treasure? Why I think it’s booty-booty, whichiwhichiwhici BOOTY.” Which some readers may recogize the opening to the Beastie Boys’ opus “Professor Booty.” I told him I’d play it for him when we got home. I bought it from iTunes, synched the iPod and put it on the stereo.
So the song kicks off with this whole part I’d somehow for gotten.
“What’s up with your girl, I hear she been givin’ that sh*t out to all them graffitti guys” “Yo, shut the f*ck up, Chico, man!” “I’d paint three noodles for that ass!”
Oops. Then came the ‘Hey, Professor’ part, which was great and then… How could forget these immortal lines which I used to say so often even Lisa would say it sometimes…
“I got more bounce than a f*ckin’ bump, and then you wanna know why because I’m motherf*ckin’ chunking!”
Hmmmmm… maybe I shouldn’t add this one to Nathan’s playlist….
He’s sleeping over at his grandmother’s tonight, hopefully he’s not swearing his ASS off.